A Day for Explaining and Going On Hiatus for Awhile

I have only just awakened from 14 hours of spell induced deep slumber, for which I must thank my cousin Wendy. My brain and nerves needed it.

So, from 6 pm to about 9 pm last night, it was a Super Reveal-A-Thon here. We found out that...

Our cat, Lily, is now a 5' tall catgirl. Lily has talked about having a Wizard help her "go anthro" for years, but yesterday afternoon, she took the plunge. She is terribly cute and shit and she made her old Dad & Mom cry with happiness. Her brother Roscoe is both amused and a bit in awe, but mostly he's in a haze because...

Roscoe is going to become a father. Now, normally, this would be no big news from the old horndog, but in this case, he is actually going to settle down with one bitch, the incredibly cute and lovable GiGi. They will be living here on the farm in their own little dog adapted house. So I'm gonna be a grandfather. And that means I'll be having sex with somebody's grandmother! And my wife will be sexing up a grandfather! Then we found out that...

Ben and Annie were voted King & Queen of all House Elves. Apparently, this was totally unexpected. We are very happy for them. To celebrate, THEY have decided to reproduce. We expect the patter of little elven feet in about 7 months. It's possible we might need a bigger house. Especially since we expect more frequent visits from...

Daniel thought Avis was going to dump him because she has been acting screwy. But, as I found out from Avis a few minutes later (I had them in separate rooms), she was actually all befuddled because she wanted to PROPOSE to him. I put them in a room together and told them to say what they meant to say. Five minutes later, I heard giggling through the door, so I went to the other side of the house where...

I met my old best male friend Ian/Sindell, looking exactly as he had when we buried him in classic Dior, high heels and his grandmother's pearls. Except he was alive and solid and real and not just a human spirit bound to a net node. So, you know, I fainted. Don't you judge me!

When I came to, there was Sin, Grace, Wendy and everybody else and I was doped up on some sedative potion of Wendy's. It would seem that everybody's favorite transvestite and world class thief (I'll talk about that someday) had been working with Lunar Scientists and a couple of Wizards to clone himself, then transfer his soul back into the new body. Beyond that, I'm kinda speechless about it all.

And finally...wonderfully and TOTALLY UNEXPECTEDLY...Grace decided to ovulate about a month ago, so she is pregnant now with twins, one of whom will be a Green Lady like her.

And with that, my friends, I'm gonna once again take a hiatus from blogging. I have a whole lot to do...expand the house...build one for Roscoe & GiGi...dust off my best Hawaiian shirt for Avy & Daniel's wedding...enroll my 12 year old catgirl daughter in school for the new semester...drink a bottle of scotch with my recently undeceased buddy...and bask in the love and beauty of my now REALLY glowing wife.

I'll see y'all on the other side.