Alt. Rocks

This isn't about music, kiddo, it's about minerals that you won't learn about in any geology class. In a couple of cases, they're minerals that might just want to learn about you.

Powerstones
"It is generally accepted that Magadalius Flinster was the wizard who created powerstones nearly 1,700 years ago."

George The Stone Golem
"Enter George, a Stone Golem of amazing proportions and skills."

Floaty Gravel
"Ahem! If you will open your textbooks to page 112, we shall discuss that most important discovery of this century, Gravity Negating Granite, or as I'm quite sure all of you call it, 'Floaty Gravel'."

Stoney Flint, Elemental Detective
"Stoney Flint was, as described by his secretary, Polly Zephyr, 'a half a ton of real man,' with 'a strong chin, a chipped nose and eyes that could look right through ya'."

The Growing Stones
"It's quite simple, really. If you get 'em wet, they start to grow, and brother, they grow fast!"

The Sand Woman
"Under the moonlight, even up close, she looks pretty normal. And beautiful and sad."

Brainstones
"Brainstones are a very rare type of mineral tumor found in the brains of various types of giants, most notably the cyclops type."