Heroskin

First off, it should be HeroSkins, plural, because there are like, a dozen of them out there. And, like, it ain't always HERO skin. I mean, where do you think villains like Mr. Molten come from?

Anyway, dude, this is what I found out about the HeroSkin deal after I hacked some CIA computer that was posing as a Department of Agriculture mainframe.

1. It's way certain that these skins came from the future. They found some sort of strange Treklike temporal anomaly near where the first one was found. No, dude, not a wormhole, but a small area where time passed really fast for a couple days. Then it was like, gone and shit.
2. The skins are fucking alive and intelligent! No shit! Remember that hero chick called Blond Flame? Turns out that she was really this hotass milf from Petaluma who found the skin in her backyard one day. She told the feds that it called to her using telepathy and made her put it on. Then she just changed into Blond Flame and went out and started kicking criminal ass. How fucking cool is that? The bummer is, after about a month, the skin had her put it in a box and take it to San Jose. She can't remember exactly where she dropped it off, but a few days later, that super called Leaping Lizard appeared.
3. Dude, the skin totally fixes up any shit you have wrong with you! That guy back in Ohio called Stretcho? He was a 45 year old farmer who had cancer and had lost his right thumb in an accident when he was 8. But after the skin left him, his cancer was fucking GONE and his thumb had grown back! Dude, that is some serious Wolverine level shit right there.
4. The same skin can make you a hero or a villain! They know that because the guy who used to be Rock Hard gave the skin he wore to some chick who turned into Auntie Matters!
5. Nobody at the CIA or anywhere has a fucking clue what the skins are up to. I know, I know...big surprise that the government is clueless. Me, I think the suits are setting up conditions so that they'll get created in the future.

Ok, so I'm like, outta here. If you wanna meet up for pizza & beer later, text me.