Humor

Sitemap of Humor content for Table-Top Roleplaying Games.

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People

• Aunt Fern
  "Aunt Fern believed that she was actually the secret granddaughter of Emperor Joshua Norton, whom she claimed..."
  
  
• Aunt Tessie
  "Uncle Ferd fell asleep watching a Giants game one night and when he woke up he was covered in butterflies, lilacs and a kitten."
  
  
• Brother Liam
  "Now, Mom & Dad could deal with him waddling about and quacking and eating bits of bread that they'd toss into the pond, but his continued attempts to fly kept..."
  
  
• Cousin Amy
  "She would be as opaque as you or I one minute, and then slowly fade away to complete invisibility."
  
  
• Cousin Delbertina
  "This prompted no less that 54 reports that a sasquatch was kidnapping a human."
  
  
• Cousin Lars
  "By the time he turned 40, Lars was as paranoid as a cat in a yard full of sleeping pitbulls."
  
  
• H is for Hamsters
  "On Earth 91, humans are extinct and hamsters rule the world ..."
  
  
• R is for Robotic Raiders
  "The Robotic Raiders were a race of sentient robot pirates who landed on Earth in 1978 and proceeded to rob and pillage for about a week before beaming back up to their spacecraft with ..."
  
  
• Ralph Houseman, Ghost On The Go
  "But you see, old Ralph loved that trailer and he just wasn't ready to give it up. His ghost stuck around, never more that 100 feet from the trailer."
  
  
• T is for Tammy The Tiger
  "Tammy the Tiger is the heroine of a series of beloved children's books on CatEarth. Accompanied by her best friends, Mittens and Lynx, she gets into all manner of exciting and humorous situations."
  
  
• Uncle Enoch
  "He had been a rather famous big game hunter in his youth, until it was discovered that..."
  
  
• Uncle Mephisto
  "Now, he wasn't trying for these pyrotechnics, but we kids sure loved watching them, despite our mothers telling us to 'Stand back! Farther! FARTHER!'"
  
  
• Uncle Smitty
  "Old Uncle Smitty was about 85 when I was 10 and he used to tell us kids all sorts of great stories about..."
  
  

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Things

• By the Numbers: 47
  "Mind you, that's a young Yurb, weighing no more than ..."
  
  
• C-115/B AKA Dogbot
  "...it would begin shipping 'the cutting edge in robotic pets,' Dogbot. This canine robot would be, the press releases said, 'the ultimate pet and the finest robotic unit' available to the general populace. Then came the disastrous product demonstration ... which was ... broadcast worldwide."
  
  
• Clankwell
  "... when this wispy haired old chap strolls in with some sort of mechanical man thingy. Why, it caused Biffo Lumley to miss his shot and very nearly put the dart in his bulldog, Jasper. Well, as you might cogitate, we all had to investigate ..."
  
  
• G is for Galactic Brain
  "Describing it is difficult because it was very surreal looking, had content that often made no sense (or made sense only months later when another bit was shown), kept..."
  
  
• I is for Ilogridox
  "Ilogridox is a drug used in the treatment of Chronic Shapeshifting Disorder. CSD is magic related, but not entirely magic based. It often first manifests..."
  
  
• O is for Orgasm Gas
  "Orgasm gas was developed by the archvillain Seductra for use in her various robberies and battles with the forces of good. As you might imagine..."
  
  
• The Road to Steampolis (Paramountain, 1941) NEW! Movies Not of This Earth
  
  "Bob & Bing are down on their luck con men that have arrived ... flat broke and swearing off ..."
  
  
• X is for Xaxix
  "The multiverse is home to many wonderful things, but one of the most wonderful is the Earth 19 candy known as Xaxix. It is so good that the next 15 top selling candies combined don’t sell half as much as Xaxix does."