Chapter 7: In Which Your Humble Narrator Takes Another Step On The Road To Hell
Scene: Mr. Cross is walking down the street. Ahead are some young people handing out PETA literature. Mr. Cross has a wicked grin on his face.
Earnest Young Lady (as she tries to hand Mr. Cross a flyer): "Did you know that meat is murder?"
Mr. Cross (smiling broadly, with a twinkle in his eyes): "Actually, you have that backwards, but do go on."
Earnest Young Lady (with a slight puzzled look on her face): "Huh? Well, anyway, meat IS murder."
Mr. Cross (looking more happy and slightly maniacal as he speaks): "Yes, it is...and it's SO much fun! Especially after the first few cuts...when they scream and beg for mercy and...some of them even pray...fat lot of good that does them...oh, wait...wait...you're talking about ANIMALS getting killed! Oh, well, yes, that's terrible."
Mr. Cross walks away, noting that the young woman has more or less frozen in place and one of her male compatriots has doubled over in laughter.
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