Welcome to The Dociverse!

Hi there! Welcome to my still very embryonic website, where I hope you'll find plenty of interesting stuff to read and comment on. This is the place where I dump all of the creative writing that comes out of my head every day. If I didn't, my head would explode.

While the bulk of what I've posted on here so far will be mainly of interest to people who play non-computer based roleplaying games, much of it is pretty fun just to read. Actually, some of it is just straight short fiction that wasn't intended as any sort of idea of mine for roleplayers.

Over the next couple of weeks, I'll be putting up a whole lot more on here, so do come back often to check things out. If you like or hate something, send me an email or go to my blog over on Blogspot .

A Note About The Content Here: This site contains naughty language (which your children have almost certainly heard if they go to school or watch tv or movies or listen to modern music) and references to many adult situations (which your kids have probably heard about or seen on tv). It does NOT contain adult photos, movies or pornographic literature. So, if you think your kids shouldn't be reading curse words or stuff about what adults do, you probably ought to keep them off of here. By the way, we do have plans for a much more family oriented site, so keep an eye opened for that announcement.

If you are a kid reading this, don't blame me if your parents get pissed off and yell at you when they catch you on here. Also: go outside and get some fresh air and exercise. In fact, take your parents out with you. We'll be here when you get back.

If you are a dog, cat or other pet reading this, I'm very impressed.

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My Family!

"He had been a rather famous big game hunter in his youth, until it was discovered that..."

"This prompted no less that 54 reports that a sasquatch was kidnapping a human."

"Now, he wasn't trying for these pyrotechnics, but we kids sure loved watching them, despite our mothers telling us to 'Stand back! Farther! FARTHER!'"

"Uncle Ferd fell asleep watching a Giants game one night and when he woke up he was covered in butterflies, lilacs and a kitten."

"By the time he turned 40, Lars was as paranoid as a cat in a yard full of sleeping pitbulls."

"Old Uncle Smitty was about 85 when I was 10 and he used to tell us kids all sorts of great stories about..."

"Aunt Fern believed that she was actually the secret granddaughter of Emperor Joshua Norton, whom she claimed..."

"She would be as opaque as you or I one minute, and then slowly fade away to complete invisibility."

"Now, Mom & Dad could deal with him waddling about and quacking and eating bits of bread that they'd toss into the pond, but his continued attempts to fly kept..."

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Movies Not of This Earth

"The plot, such as it is, finds Rodney waking up in different places after ... but being unable to remember it."

"A group of gunfighters, snipers, gamblers, and frontiersmen are given the choice of ... or be hanged."

"... the enormous 300 foot tall Dogzilla breathed ... and left ... wherever he went."

"Bob & Bing are down on their luck con men that have arrived ... flat broke and swearing off ..."

"... except for a scene in a gay nightclub with some killer (literally) drag queens and another scene in which ..."

"Anyway, these daring athletes, who risk shorting out or rusting away at an early age, fascinated young DirectorBot Scorsese 37/Y, ..."

"... there are sexy women, daring escapes and infiltrations, chase scenes, witty dialog, ... fights and gadgets both ..."

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Unexpected Places

"She'll show you to a private booth, then talk about ..."

"Now, you'll hear rumors in town that they're everything from ... but I say that's all a bunch of hooey."

"... as far as the chances go of hooking up with some mutant hottie, well, let's just say ..."

"Ya know it's funny; I've been eating at that stand maybe twice a week since I was a kid and ..."

"... where all of those teenagers went missing. Well, missing until ..."

"Now if a fella was one of those shady characters ... or maybe, I dunno ... a government agent or a cop of some sort ... "

"Me, I'd get the creeps down there. Everybody knows, there's ... "

"... to look into your future, well, first you must pay the price he asks. No, it's never in coin, my friend, but it's also never ... "

"Well, at first, it don't seem much different than here ... but then you start seeing strange animals like the ..."

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After the Change Came

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