Joe Babbage, Steambus Driver

Yep, sonny, I've been running this old girl from the Bay Bridge to Daly City for the better part of 17 years now and you'll not find a more reliable Steambus in all of the Bay Area! Why, even when they were installing the new zeppelin port, I kept this bus on time! Clockwork cabbies? Ha! I've seen them and I wasn't impressed. No, the bus is still your best bet.

The TransBay Tunnel? Yep, I've been through it. Didn't care for it much...too dark for my taste. Still, I've got to admit that it is fast and a wonder of modern technology and such. Wouldn't want to run that route though, because I like the fresh air and sunshine too much.

Oh, hey, look there! That would be that new steam giant they've been talking about. Boy, he must stand 75 feet tall if he's an inch. They say old Professor Goffmann built it to go exploring in remote mountainous areas around the world. Imagine that.

Here we are, folks, Daly City Terminal. Connections here to the zeppelin port, the train station and the new freeway to Los Angeles. Have a nice day and thank you for taking the Steambus.