Joe Nathan, Hot Dog Cart Operator

The Food Network? Yer kiddin', right? Yer not? Oh wow, wait'll Muriel hears about this! Is Alton Brown around here? Boy, I'd sure like to meet him!

My regulars? Oh, I get lots of the heroes, ya know. They stop by for a quick bite. Of course, I get some of the villains, too, but I don't discriminate. Even bad guys need to eat, right?

What do they like? Well, Spidey, he likes a brat with mustard and relish. How the hell he can eat while hanging upside down, I'll never know. Batman? He's a chili dog kinda guy...likes cheese and jalapeños on 'em...usually stops by early in the morning in that hotrod of his...great tipper, too.

For Wolverine, I stock these habanero dogs. Man, he can put away 5 or 6 of them. Me, I'd have heartburn for a month. Now, Sue Storm, she's just a plain old mustard dog kind of gal, but Reed, he likes his Chicago style.

The Joker? Well, he likes the foot longs with lotsa kraut and maple syrup. Yeah, I know, but hey, if he can choke it down...