Joe Standing Elk, Fishing Guide

Oh yes, my family has been fishing the Thames and it's tributaries since about 1320...not long after we conquered Britain. Of course, some of my grandfathers (the Cherokees on my mother's side) went on to fight the war in Austria, where they eventually settled. In fact, I have an Austrian cousin who works on a reservation near Rome. He tries his best to keep the white people healthy and sober, but it's an uphill battle.

Speaking of Rome, or Italy, there's some great fishing up in the north country. Of course, with all that coastline, you'd better believe the saltwater angling is incredible. I know some guys who run boats out of Venice, in case you're interested.

The Homeland? Well sir, that's where you'll find the best fishing anywhere. Northern or southern continent, it doesn't matter, they're both full of great rivers, streams and lakes that are just packed with fish. I go over a couple of times a year. I'll show you a few photos of some of the whoppers I caught once we're done here.

Now let me show you this sweet new rod & reel we just got in. It'll be great for fishing up in the Lochs.