Magic Items That Don't Look Cool

Everybody writes about the really cool and powerful looking magic items. Gem encrusted swords, golden rings ornately carved with runes, amulets that look like some fashionista wet dream...they all get pimped out. The following magic items look pretty crappy, but don't underestimate their power.

Gloves of Seduction
"This rather shabby pair of gloves are stained with sweat, grease and other things you don't want to know about. "

Hammer of Doom
"Legend has it that a person filled with anger and hate can use the Hammer of Doom to slay many enemies with but a single blow"

Ring of Dreamwalking
"The power to enter another person's dreams and affect them is a pretty powerful ability. "

Cape of Leaping
"The Cape of Leaping is a much sought after magical item among thieves. "

Amulet of Hellfire
"This item doesn't even try to look like a proper amulet. It looks like five soda bottle caps on a dirty old piece of string. "

Spectacles of Inspiration
"There are some people out there wearing ugly eyewear, but none of those glasses are as ugly and unstylish as the Spectacles of Inspiration."

Slippers of Sliding
"For the ability to slide with near frictionless ease, you can't beat this magical pair of slippers."