The Alphabet

This is my first crack at doing a theme based on the alphabet, but it won't be my last.

A is for Airships
"While airplanes are faster, most people like the roomier and more refined mode of travel an airship provides. Another big bonus is that despite their huge size, airships can land in much smaller areas than planes."

B is for Bulgark The Insane
"Mind you, on the battlefield he was much beloved, since he could mow down humans, elves or dwarves like some crazed threshing machine. Of course, sometimes..."

C is for Crater City
"Oh, they look fairly normal for a bunch of Australian desert rats, but they act strangely and strange things happen in the town that tend to give outsiders the willies."

D is for Draan
"In general, Draan respect humans, are both amused and respectful of Elves, are extremely respectful of Dwarves and are quite hateful of Goblins, Trolls and the like. While they would never admit it, most Draan ..."

E is for Ecto Gun
"Invented in 1870 by the famed Bavarian ghostbuster Rudolph Bader, the ecto gun is an indispensable part of any occult investigator’s bag of tricks."

F is for Freak Patrol
"Since none of the Freak Patrol took catchy names or wore traditional costumes, there is no way to really identify them for posterity, other than using terms like 'the short one who could fly and shoot energy beams' or 'the average sized one who could change shape and teleport.' "

G is for Galactic Brain
"Describing it is difficult because it was very surreal looking, had content that often made no sense (or made sense only months later when another bit was shown), kept..."

H is for Hamsters
"On Earth 91, humans are extinct and hamsters rule the world ..."

I is for Ilogridox
"Ilogridox is a drug used in the treatment of Chronic Shapeshifting Disorder. CSD is magic related, but not entirely magic based. It often first manifests..."

J is for Jade Jelly
"The jade jelly did actually contain finely ground jade, which gave it the distinctive color, but it also contained many other ingredients, such as the saliva pf a demon lord."

K is for King's Maze
"The maze was a marvel of engineering, magic and cunning design. The 'walls' are made of everything from dense vegetation to solid stone walls to deep ravines to ..."

L is for Long Cats
"These strange creatures very closely resemble ordinary housecats, but are over four feet long and have eight legs, which are short like those of the Munchkin breed."

M is for Mars "The planet Mars exists in most of the realities we will be dealing with here. The notable exceptions are the two realities where Mars was destroyed by a massive cometary impact, the one where ..."

N is for Nanoids
"Nanoids are any humanoid appearing artificial lifeform made up of nanites (cellular sized or smaller nanotech devices) which usually function the same way that the various cells of the human body do."

O is for Orgasm Gas
"Orgasm gas was developed by the archvillain Seductra for use in her various robberies and battles with the forces of good. As you might imagine..."

P is for Pidwin
"And so it was with the three Pidwinese kingdoms of West Pidwin, East Pidwin and the barely larger Pidwin that was smack in the middle. Each country was ruled by one of three brothers and they hated each other."

Q is for Quiet Podowski
"Arthur 'Quiet' Podowski was a much feared hit man for the organized crime syndicate Evil United. He got his nickname ..."

R is for Robotic Raiders
"The Robotic Raiders were a race of sentient robot pirates who landed on Earth in 1978 and proceeded to rob and pillage for about a week before beaming back up to their spacecraft with ..."

S is for Sklorks
"Sklorks have three interesting features: They are immune to all magic, they seem to repel the undead and they lay the best tasting eggs in the world."

T is for Tammy the Tiger
"Tammy the Tiger is the heroine of a series of beloved children's books on CatEarth. Accompanied by her best friends, Mittens and Lynx, she gets into all manner of exciting and humorous situations."

U is for Uncle Umbo's Deathsong
"Since it's first use, the spell has only been used four times. One of those uses is the reason why the world no longer has dragons, but does have anthropomorphic chickens."

V is for Vanishing Rabbits
"...they can vanish into thin air. Other myths and legends tell of them being as intelligent as humans, being evil, being good, dancing in the moonlight, being messengers of various gods and eating meat."

W is for World War III
"In addition, no two humans looked exactly alike. That guy might have blue skin and two left arms while some other dude might have four working legs and three eyes. Everybody looked strange and different and none of them were very happy with the folks who had caused it."

X is for Xaxix
"The multiverse is home to many wonderful things, but one of the most wonderful is the Earth 19 candy known as Xaxix. It is so good that the next 15 top selling candies combined don’t sell half as much as Xaxix does."

Y is for Yellow Spider
"Most of the time, they are found shot or hung or decapitated by a katana. Each body is found with a small yellow paper cutout of a spider, usually in their mouth."

Z is for Zero Day
"On August 11th, 1958, at exactly 12:01 AM, every human being on the planet Earth blacked out for exactly 24 hours."