The Undead

Here now, a fine selection of the undead, or as they prefer to be called, the living challenged. As you might expect, these death rejectors are not exactly what you might find in other literature.

Bob Anderson, Vegetarian Vampire
"Vegan's blood is the best, but the blood of regular vegetarians is ok. Nothing pisses Bob off as much as accidentally biting a 'cheater' who sneaks meat when nobody is watching."

Zombie X
"His friends say that in the weeks just before the Rising, Jason was acting strangely and exhibiting more strength, stamina and agility than he ever had before."

Heather Addams, Teenage Ghoul
"If Heather had known that magic was, like REAL, she totally wouldn't have joined her friends Raven and Morgan in that coven thingy. But she did, and, like, that one spell went SO wrong and stuff."

Nelly Foxworth, Grim Reaper
"She was then tapped to become a Grim Reaper, one of the undead who collects the souls of the dead and sends them along to the next life."

Ralph Houseman, Ghost On The Go
"But you see, old Ralph loved that trailer and he just wasn't ready to give it up. His ghost stuck around, never more that 100 feet from the trailer."

Buck Scales
"Once they got there, it was all fun & games until she tore his jugular open and drank about half of his blood."

Ragnar, The Ultimate Skeleton
"Before his body could be burned, his old friend Feorn, the Mage, stole it and began a reanimation ceremony. The ceremony took a bit longer than Feorn had originally planned, by about 3 years."