Zeedle Bird Island

When it comes to the subject of Zeedle Birds, everyone in the Tooniverse knows a few facts.

  1. Every single Zeedle Bird in the world is the only one of it's kind.
  2. There are about a zillion kinds.
  3. All of them are delicious.
  4. All of them taste different.
  5. Because of the above 4 things, Zeedle Birds are worth big bucks.
  6. Catching a Zeedle Bird is the hardest thing in the world to do.

While Zeedles do pop up almost anywhere, the only place you can be sure of finding them is Zeedle Bird Island. This large island is located in the Sea of Key near the Strait of Arrow about 100 miles off the coast of Dark, But Not Darkest, More Like Just Before The Sun Sets Africa.

The island has every conceivable, and a couple of inconceivable, type of terrain. There are great jungles, wide valleys, deserts, arctic wastes, high mountains, great swamps and mighty pine forests. And canyons, lakes, rivers, bluffs, hills, brushy slopes, waterfalls, moors, caves, river deltas, prairies, volcanoes, cliffs, a floating island and one place where everything changes about every 3 minutes.

While many animal species share the island with the Zeedles, no intelligent toons live here full time. Still, at any time you can find roughly 951 would be Zeedle Bird catchers there, trying to either get rich or get a tasty tasty meal.

Some of the Zeedle Birds one might encounter include...

The Long Legged Blue Zeedle Bird: 9 feet tall, 8 feet of which are legs. Very fast. Rumored to taste like a baked potato with butter, sour cream and chives.

The Google Eyed Zeedle Bird: About the size of a turkey, these Zeedles have great big eyes that seldom look in the same direction. Despite this, they get around just fine. They are flightless, but can teleport up to 30 feet. Rumored to taste like lemon drops.

The Tiny Green Winged Zeedle Bird: Hummingbird sized and way fast, these Zeedles Birds seldom sit still. Said to taste exactly like a medium rare porterhouse steak.

The Duck Billed Diving Zeedle Bird: One of the many aquatic Zeedles, this 80 pound bird loves to dive off high cliffs or waterfalls. They eat water plants and snails. Thought to taste like your mother's meatloaf.

The Purple Crowned Night Zeedle Bird: These desert dwelling Zeedle Birds only come out at night to hunt for Moonsnakes, which they eat with relish, or, if relish is not available, chutney. It is said that these Zeedle Birds taste like peach cobbler with whipped cream.

It should be noted that Zeedle Bird Island is littered with unsprung Zeedle Bird traps of all sorts. No Zeedle Bird has ever been caught in one, but the number of Zeedle Bird hunters who get trapped, shot, electrocuted, pelted with pies, shot high into the stratosphere, konked by all sorts of heavy objects and otherwise messed up physically are way up in the thousands.



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